These are some of the corniest Halloween dad jokes


Because everyone needs a good laugh

PHOENIX – Majority of dads out there are known for their corny jokes also known as dad jokes. Halloween time is their time to shine or even just the best time to get in a giggle or two.

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes from Buzzfeed:

Q.Why are graveyards so noisy?
A. Because of all the coffin!

Q.Why did the vampire subscribe to the New York Times?
A. He heard it had great circulation

Q.Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
A. He was too wrapped up in himself

Here are some of the best dad jokes from

Q.What can you catch from a vampire in wintertime?
A. Frost-bite!

Q. What do ghosts like do drink the most?
A. Ghoul-aid.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn’t have the guts.

Q: When does a ghost eat breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

Q. What kind of monster is the best dancer?
A. The boogieman

Make sure you share these with your friends, family and especially the kids in your life! They may be corny, but always a great giggle.

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