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Hello. Please click. Did that work? My name is Jeff Blackburn, I work for Your Phoenix CW (I know, lucky!) and I’m an expert at finding weird news stories. My superiors thought it would be a good idea for me to do a video recapping my favorite weird news stories, despite the fact that I am unfunny, and not good at talking. This is the first (only? We’ll see.) episode. Also, I am not doing this under duress. My boss made me write this.

  • Canadians can now challenge someone to a duel
    The first story sees Canada clean up some of its archaic laws to allow residents to challenge someone to a duel.  Even though Canada hasn’t seen a duel in 186 years and the parts of a duel that actually make a duel a duel are still illegal, it’s reassuring I can still demand satisfaction.
  • Missing prosthetic ear mystery
    Someone found a prosthetic ear at a beach in Florida. Spoiler alert: the ear is back with its forever home.

And if you’re wondering what my comfort foods are, boy did you come to a place where I can have unlimited space to put dumb things. They include, but are (definitely) not limited to:

  • Pizza (I’ll even put pineapple on it, feel free to @ me, I don’t care)
  • In-N-Out Double-Double
  • Chic-Fil-A Chicken Biscuit with the hashbrowns
  • McDonalds Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce 
  • Peanut Butter M&Ms
  • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups 
  • Chocolate Chip Cookies
  • Ice Cream
  • Panda Express Orange Chicken 

I am a garbage person, I admit. 

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